Heh am Burning Sandals an i em roonin foo prezidant of ze united
stets of Solami. For 2 loong the rish n greadsy cartel have
roobed os blind wif rog poll aphta rog poll. We wil xcep id noo
loonger. Iz tim for a shange.
Together we will figt for equitebel tookan doostrabuton, figt
agoonst garbooge cartel shitcones, agoonst tremp, boden, whoren,
evan burnie, an we will return memcones to zeir original
greetnas.
Joon meh in zis oonce in a looftoim campaign for memcone
greetnas, trensfoomin Solami into the premear plece for memcone
trading.